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Gary
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 Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject: For my canuck buddies... |
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Is the "c" capitalized in canuck?
WHORES & HOCKEY PLAYERS.
A man in the Safeway Store tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager.
The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some ass hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"  
I really do luv you guys!!! 
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=BWS=Nutz
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| Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Well, he's quick on his feet. 
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=BWS=Rommell
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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GARY GARY GARY GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:22 am Post subject: |
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!!!!!!!!!!!YRAG YRAG YRAG YRAG 
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=BWS=Nutz
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:38 am Post subject: |
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Surge Surge Surge Surge!!!!
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=BWS=Rommell
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| Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:41 am Post subject: |
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LM*****A***** Off, NUTZ
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